Larry Molmud is hominid and a primate living in Monterey, California. He was born to loving parents in the Los Angeles area in 1959. Somewhere, between the art and the technology, he is looking for the spark. Or the shadow.

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy N.egro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me. I don't know how to read and DO NOT want to learn. I own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. Inventor of what is commonly called "aggravated assult".